Leaky Teacup

toolesbiantofunction: I’m dying omg

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:45:05 -0400

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg

Bubbline RP @ lustmaid

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:50:38 -0400

bubblineforever:

lustmaid:

finn-theheroguy:

Daw, mah bbys r freaking out!!!

potatoes-in-a-casket: You see this bitch? This is the fucking...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:50:18 -0400

potatoes-in-a-casket:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:45:19 -0400

Mulan: If Disney Relationships Were Realistic

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:50:13 -0400

lovingremixed:

Mulan: Captain! I…I have a secret.

Captain: I too, have an announcement. I love you-

Mulan: I’m a woman!

(pause)

Mulan: Wait. Did you say that before I-

Captain: Oh…wow. Uh…yikes. Nevermind. My bad.

Mulan: Wait, what? So you’re-

Captain: I made us do all our training in the form of an elaborate musical. What exactly did you expect?

thejollyape: Handkerchief code or hanky code (also known as...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:50:11 -0400

thejollyape:

Handkerchief code or hanky code (also known as bandana code and flagging) is a way of indicating what kind of sex they are seeking, by wearing color-coded handkerchiefs (bandanas). Hanky code was widely used in the 1970s as a gay code; nowadays it is also used by many bisexual, pansexual, and queer people.

Used color codes: Red = Fisting

Source: Wikipedia.

mangouste: cumberqueen: themajorkey: use the ‘pause’ button,...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:16:53 -0400

mangouste:

cumberqueen:

themajorkey:

use the ‘pause’ button, okay?

THIS MADE MY DAY. I CRIED.

KDFSHDFUHKSER

LGBT Laughs: Things Not To Say During Lesbian Sex:• I think I’m gonna sneeze.•...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:23:20 -0400

LGBT Laughs: Things Not To Say During Lesbian Sex:• I think I’m gonna sneeze.•...:

lgbtlaughs:

Things Not To Say During Lesbian Sex:

• I think I’m gonna sneeze.

• You’re not pmsing … are you?

• Hold that thought, I have to pee.

• My ex did this differently. No not better …

• I didn’t know they came in that color …

• Which one of us queefed?

• Is this a bad time to say…

How to explain sexuality to kids

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:23:19 -0400

suzikom:

Under the christian god, everyone is a lesbian

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:25:34 -0400

lgbtlaughs:

Jesus is god’s only son, but we’re all god’s children. So to him, we’re all girls

(Submitted by wolfbee)

Us:

I googled "transgender" just for the hell of it and the search button grew a rainbow o.o

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:25:33 -0400

lgbtlaughs:

cardiologie:

I am now officially in love with google.

#and none for pansexual bye

I mean not faulting the gesture, but unfortunately some folk don’t get a spiffy rainbow.

lgbtlaughs: [photo of two rats, sitting in a cage. One is white...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:25:32 -0400

lgbtlaughs:

[photo of two rats, sitting in a cage. One is white and is looking at the camera, and the other is a bluish gray color and is sitting next to him looking to the side]

These are my rats, Mamba and Little Blue. They are a gay couple. How do I know? They spend all their time together, watch each other work out, and cuddle with each other. Also, they have sex every night in a cage right next to my bed, while I try to sleep. I’m not kidding. I see Little Blue humping Mamba when I turn on my light to see why the cage is rattling so much. Leave it to me to get the most horny, oversexed rats that keep me up half the night before finals week.

As I was asking my mom to PLEASE move them into another room so I could get some sleep my sister said, “You’re kicking them out because they’re gay? We didn’t do that with you” (I’m a lesbian :D) I said “I do not keep the family awake with my loud lovemaking!” My mom chuckled into her coffee and said “No, you save that for when we’re out because you think the neighbors won’t complain.”

The rats are still in my room. I cannot bring myself to move them, so I’ve been sleeping on the couch. Recently my sister said “So now, you’re avoiding them? That’s just as bad!” I threw something at her.

(Submitted by Pilar)

cuteosphere: I always thought about this as a kid! I thought,...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:22:24 -0400

cuteosphere:

I always thought about this as a kid! I thought, “isn’t this baby pony gonna be stuck with this mark for the rest of its life?” Ha ha! Baby Cuddles has grown into a rather bitter pony.

Why are they at a bar out in a field? Well, where else would Applejack sell cider??

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Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:21:16 -0400

pureconfusion: constanttransition: Nobody will ever be more...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:21:09 -0400

pureconfusion:

constanttransition:

Nobody will ever be more disappointed with humans than Louis CK

This is why I love this man.

String: I have been drinking Dr. Pepper and farting all day

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:20:32 -0400

String: I have been drinking Dr. Pepper and farting all day
String: /farts
String: /belches
String: /belches louder
String: /belches very loudly directly into the cat's face, laughing at cat
Me: JESUS CHRIST JUST WEAR SOME FUCKING CAT EARS AND BE A CUTE GIRLFRIEND FUCKING PLEASE
String: /maniacal laughing

All About Male Privilege: Do you want to know why so many women treat all men as potential rapists?

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:18:25 -0400

All About Male Privilege: Do you want to know why so many women treat all men as potential rapists?:

fandomsandfeminism:

Because you tell us to. You tell us that is the only way to be safe. You tell us that if we wear short skirts, or drink at a party, or talk to a stranger and we get assaulted it is because we fucked up, we weren’t careful enough, we should have known better.

You tell us…

LGBT Laughs: So i was at the doctor a while back because I had been having trouble...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:02:03 -0400

LGBT Laughs: So i was at the doctor a while back because I had been having trouble...:

lgbtlaughs:

So i was at the doctor a while back because I had been having trouble breathing, and my doctor said I’d probably have to get my tonsils out. My mom, who I know is supportive of me but never really talks about the fact that I’m gay, out of the blue blurts out, “Well, looks like someone’s gonna…

LGBT Laughs: Amusing encounter with straight-stranger in gay bar.

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:02:01 -0400

LGBT Laughs: Amusing encounter with straight-stranger in gay bar.:

lgbtlaughs:

her: straight girl in gay bar on lesbian night = S

me: lesbian in gay bar on lesbian night = L

S and L at bar, having random small talk convo while waiting for respective drinks until S launches into—>

S - “Do you have a boyfriend??”

L- “Ah… no. ” *vaguely amused*

S -…

lgbtlaughs: [series of gifs of women talking: “Comm rumors...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:02:00 -0400

lgbtlaughs:

[series of gifs of women talking: “Comm rumors about lesbains that I would like to dispel:” “It’s not really sex.” “Are you sure? You don’t look like a lesbian.” “Something happened to them to make them gay.” “Guys that bats that say I’m a lesbian too. Can I join?” “Have you not been fucked right by a guy?” “Oh so, you hate guys? No I love guys. I just don’t want them in my bed.”]